Life Notice Five

I know I commonly have this problem. For my fifth life advice tip:

    Get ALL the directions and information, be sure that it is correct, before you complete the task. (helps prevent mistakes, and, or you looking like an idiot)

You know when

You know you are a soccer player when you dribble a piece of frozen snow down the road for over a mile while walking the dog.

Life Notice Four

If you haven't had the opportunity, you might not understand, but I have done this and I refuse to repeat the mistake. My life advice number four is:

    Do NOT employ friends!

There is such a thing as real grass! The snow has been here so much that I almost forgot what it looked like!